Alien investigators, UFOs and the military

That is publicly kept secret that aliens exist, when all governments of most countries officially denies that. There are special departments created to do alien research, but nothing gets out of their offices.

These alien research departments assigned to be in the jurisdiction of military forces. So, why the army is so interested in aliens and UFOs? Are alien dangerous? Or we are planning a war with them?

The truth is: there is no war with aliens anywhere. Ordinary military isn’t capable to wage a war against any alien forces. The true protectors of our beautiful planet are human with superhero abilities.

The army is doing it’s best to get to know alien technology and learn how use it. Unfortunately they have no luck. That’s why no public announcements are made. Government and military are ashamed to admit that they haven’t achieved any valuable results. But it’s very important not to forget that there were some experiments, which we’ll portray in more detailed way:


The Brazil’s military forces did to test alien space costumes in cold weather. They transported some test subjects to Antarctica. (Non expert viewer would easily confuse alien with a penguin, so afterwards the secret was reveled, there was a false press release published, which was saying that Brazil army transported penguins to their homeland. While any sane human would understand that army doesn’t provide travel services to penguins).


Most of all military forces are interested in alien flying machines. There were some trials to build a vehicles based on alien technologies. Some models slipped away from these alien research labs and got into car company’s engineering offices. But these models have never reached mass production lines. To see what we are talking about visit: seriouswheels.com, jrmooneyham.com or obvio.ind.br.


In the beginning there were some military alien investigators who worked on alien psychology and brain functions. They have studied a lot of live and dead aliens (including ones from Roswell incident, Marilyn Manson, Mickey the Mouse, some McDonald’s employees and so on). In late 80ies one man retired from Roswell incident research team and came to Hollywood. He have made three movies about Aliens (and about a gubernator who runs on the blade). About a two decades after that, he made a movie about a female senator accepting Navy SEALS training. People talk, that he was brainwashed…


Another very well known alien research group is “Man in black”. Nobody knows - what are the real origins of this group. Nowadays we know that this group is compound of one old man and one black guy, who have no other clothes than worn suits. But recently we discovered few photos which slipped from their secret laboratories, where are shown that “Man in black” team is working on new more fashionable costumes. Hope these will help “man in black” to feel more convenient among alien. Also there are rumors that some day “man in black” will be renamed “man with scratches”.