Alien female domination: original human male superheroes have no abilities to resist bad female aliens. Are they ready for retirement?

According to our specialists' research, the number of female aliens is much higher than the number of male aliens and it is constantly growing 1. Alien female domination is a big concern to us. Long time ago it was discovered that aliens abduct people for reproduction purposes 2. How do you provide yourself with a trustworthy insurance?

The best solution is to entrust security of the Earth to the most outstanding specialists. Probably the only well-known candidate is Blazhyte. She's a natural breasted female superhero who is very skilled at fighting bad aliens. This girl with big breasts has been abducted for several times, thus she has gained a lot of experience. Breast augmentation is just one of the consequences, but she has also many other secret invisible superpowers.

Here are several facts suggesting why the original heroes cannot resist the abovementioned female domination: few can chase and catch a flying UFO (there have been reported few UFOs and quite a few superheroes, and that is exactly because the latter are unable to develop a very high speed). Also little is known about the original superheroes fights with large breasted females. It is probably because those heroes avoid such fights.

Our research group suspects there is one secret: several original superheroes may be partial and even encouraging alien female domination. After all, they are males themselves. Everybody knows that Superman is from the Krypton planet. Maybe he misses females? Everybody knows Roswell incident when several alien commercial travelers flew to Iraq to conclude an agreement on illegal oil trade. Luckily the deal did not work out. However, it was precluded not by superheroes, but failed because of UFO driver's absent-mindedness. The driver had attended a party on the threshold and flying to Iraq did not feel well.

Is there any connection between Superman and aliens? And maybe they even support female domination? We hope there isn't. We hope they don't.

At the moment we can only rely on the big breasted supergirl. Blazhyte the supergirl can fight alien female domination effectively. It is time for Superman and Batman to go on retirement and it doesn't matter whether due to incapacity to fight or corrupt relations. Let the specialists do their job.

Footnotes:

[1] Our research team has searched the internet using the following key-words: "female alien" and "male alien" and compared the results.

[2] A member of our research team told his wife in the evening that he was going out with friends for a glass of beer and would be back in an hour. However, he was back home only more than somewhat after midnight and was completely disoriented. Later he admitted that he had been abducted by aliens. His friends who were having beer together claimed to his wife that they hadn't seen their friend that night and all went home after one glass of beer.