Tips on how to obtain alien abduction insurance

As this web page is created to help you get a trustworthy insurance from alien abductions, we present several tips by the big breasted supergirl Blazhyte and our research team.

• Learn French. Speak French. Our research team has proved that there has never been reported a case of alien abduction in France 1.
• Always carry a good camera. Pretend to be a tourist from Japan. Thanks to extensive studies the Institute for Making up Statistical Trends has established a distinct inverse correlation between alien visitation and the development of human photographic technology.
• Do not pretend dead. Aliens abduct people for various experiments. They can be interested in your corpse. Shout and run around in circles. Try not to catch on the people who have no idea about a possibility to be abducted by aliens. Those people may not even know about the threat for you to be abducted. They can use physical strength trying to disturb you running around and harm your health 2.
• You must remember that aliens are interested in various forms of life and they do experiments on them. Pick one's nose and declare that some form of life exists in there. Give the findings to the aliens for experiments. Try to go away. If aliens still pick at you, provide them with more interesting research materials.
• Avoid open spaces. UFO spaceships need a lot of space for landing and your transportation to aliens' laboratories. If possible, try not to go outdoors.
• If you still need to go outdoors always wave a frozen chicken above your head. Aliens may think such a mentally disabled person probably has no brain and this way you will avoid being tested on brain activity. So, you can trick bad aliens really quick-wittedly!
• Avoid places where alcohol is consumed 3.

Use the experience of female superhero and knowledge of our team. We hope that our efforts will help you feel safer.

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