How to protect yourself against female alien

It is obvious to state that there are huge differences between male and female alien behavior. As we have written before the number of female aliens constantly increase. The purpose of this article is to define most clear differences between the alien sex and to provide valuable tips to honorable men how to protect yourself against female alien abduction (Also check general tips, how to act to avoid alien abduction).

Female and male aliens have different carnal body parts. It is hard to say if female alien have vagina or not, but it is obvious that they have breasts. Most famous story which covers this fact is about Mr. Khoury who bit a female alien nipple. Thereafter he swallowed the trophy.

It is hard to say if what he did was right. Female aliens disappeared, but latter he was abducted anyway. It’s very important to remember that boobs are one of six the most dangerous objects for a man (even human females sometimes use breasts as male mind control device).

Our advice regarding breasts would be: stay away from breasts as much as possible. You can never tell if boobs you’ve met are real or that they can’t be used against you. And if you happen to encounter such situation where you can’t avoid direct contact with the breast – make sure you are prepared for the worst.

Another danger to avoid - is chemical paint. Earth females as an alien ones like to decorate their bodies with paint of unknown pedigree. The real motivation is unknown. Human females call it cosmetics.

Alien females use wide variety o body paint. Most popular is radioactive paint which gives woman body blue green glossy shine (Many alien abductees reported that before abduction they have seen a bright light – that is the effect of huge amount of alien cosmetics used). There are known that human females also had tried to use such paint, but they failed. Most known story covers famous cosmetic researcher Marie Curie, which has died from unknown illness after trying to invent blue green glossy paint (Her husband died as well).

It is important to know that radioactives are somehow dangerous. Remember to wash your hands if you were forced to have a contact with alien female, which uses such cosmetics.

And the third danger to avoid: long term relationships. If you accidentally were abducted for purpose of reproduction and you did it (most dangerous part if you liked it). Prepare for the worst part: she will come to visit. And there also is possibility that you would be taken to her residence. And you’ll be forced to do weird things there (think what made an alien from the "Predator" so mad and angry and why did he left his home and flied to the planet Earth). So if you want to live a long life at your beloved planet – avoid sex with alien females. But if such thing happens – lie about your name, do not give your phone number, do not promise to call latter.

The surest way to encounter an alien female is to be alone, male and late going to or returning for school/work/university. Remember if you work at night – prepare for the worst. The common advice to stay safe – would be to make yourself unattractive to every possible female being. Avoid to have a regular haircut. Always tell bad jokes. Have a mustache. Use beer or whiskey as your cologne.