A common supergirl is stronger than any male superhero - what you always suspected but were afraid to admit

Imagine you are to be abducted. Who do you choose to trust? A big-breasted supergirl, who has been abducted by aliens (and partly lost her mind) for several times, or a weird freak wearing tight leather or latex boiler suit with vivid paintings? The answer is obviously clear for a clear thinker. But it's sad to admit that most people perceive this from a different point of view. Some of them treat alien abductions that our big-breasted superhero experienced as miserable failures, but in fact they are the great experience which helped to improve our female hero alien resistance abilities.

Let's explore everything in details. As we already know form "Baywatch" - anyone with big breasts is the one we can trust. (Note: to those who haven't heard about "Baywatch": this article is not for dark illiterate people). And now, how about a man with a leather mask? And he also has a boyfriend dressed the same way as he is (for example: Batman & Robin, Superman & Superboy). It would be reasonable to keep these guys away from children, but most Earth residents confide their security exactly to them.
So, the key point when judging about a superhero is the following: the breasts are about trust, the bigger the breasts - the more security you can obtain from their owner. No breasts - no trust.


There is also one tricky fact, which is hard to figure out. Have you ever wondered why birds have no external genitals? You'll be surprised - that's all about aerodynamics. Most superheroes that are known to have the ability to fly are male. This fact itself appears to be nonsense. The truth is that female superheroes can fly without any fear to get anything frostbitten and obviously have better motion characteristics. The myth of flying male superheroes originated from comic books and television. Later it became so popular that convinced a lot of people to think about it as a true fact.


Needless to say that females in general are more resistible to pain. That's because ever since childhood they are trained to wear panties (or other clothes) as tight as possible. No male superheroes have such training. And it is also widely known that most males become world known superheroes only after a long and careless childhood, mostly in their middle age. Now, compare the experience and length of training.


So, in conclusion, what do we have on both sides? Ordinary supergirl: normal sexual orientation, experience and better physical characteristic and, of course, trust (breasts). Male superhero: almost nothing but quality reputation, older brand and sour public relations. It's your choice which side to trust. Remember, breasts are the key.