Supergirl specification: six pillar-stones of our superhero's personality

Everybody has a common sense and understanding of what a superhero is. But if you ask what actually makes certain person a superhero, most human beings can not describe it. They scratch their heads like gibbons, roll their eyes or giggle like hot Asian schoolgirls. But no answer comes out of their mouths. So, here we are to present a deep analysis of our supergirl, her special abilities and most common traits.

Learn why our supergirl deserves her title.

Supergirl's origin: Every superhero has one's own origin. Most famous male superheroes have been blasted by gamma radiation or were bathed in cosmic rays. Blazhyte has been abducted by aliens for several times and that's how she got her special abilities. Changes in her body are caused by high count of space & time changes (while she was traveling on a UFO spaceship).


Supergirl's moral code: she is selfless and keeps the World away from danger. Blazhyte cries for every child who lost his candy. She suffers for every bird that chokes form car smoke while flying over a city. But she not only does that, she also fights against aliens. She believes that she has to defend any God's creature that has eyes and can shit. Especially our supergirl loves rappers who say that they have "good shit". Her rules are the following: the more shit you have, the more love and care you need (she also loves little babies who shit more than they weight).


Her special motivations: tt is very important to mention that tricky hormone changes are one of Balzhyte's alien abduction outcomes. Breast augmentation is the bright side. On the other side - her sexual activity has increased highly. So, one of the ways to calm down is to fight aliens. Also a lot of men salvaged from aliens are stupefied to the extent that they so easily agree on sex without engagement.


Many superheroes lead a secret, double life. Our supergirl doesn't. But many of her neighbors think that she is differently abled.


Most superheroes have a secret hideaway. Once more: our supergirl doesn't. She lives in her small apartment. She doesn't have any laboratory or training gym. Once she took a part in a TV show titled "House" to build her hideaway. But soon her supergirl's insightful mind decided that TV show is a bad place to cheaply build her house - 'cause all other show participants were unfriendly (refused to have sex with her) - and couldn't understand the requirements of a true secret hideaway.


Our supergirl is easily identified by her breasts like all superheroes are recognized by their costumes or logos. Her breasts set her apart from the crowd event when she is not defending the Earth from aliens.